fletcher charleston / edward blake (funnypapers) wrote in reincarnatecomm, @ 2010-07-17 15:33:00 |
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Entry tags: | fletcher charleston, lorne cameron |
Who: The Hot Scots (Fletcher and Lorne)
What: A phonecall (in which they are obviously related)
When: Friday evening.
Warnings: Language?
-riiiiiiiings-
"Hello?"
"Were you planning on telling me you were stalking Gemma, or was that supposed to be a fun surprise?"
"I was hoping it was going to be the thing you didn't know about. Guess that didn't work out for me."
"Nice try."
"She seems nice, for the record. A little high strung, but we agreed that you tend to do that to people."
"So glad you approve."
-ignoring angry Fletcher tone- "Someone has to screen these people for you. I'm here to help, brother."
"I can screen these people for myself, thanks." -sighs- "You're lucky you didn't upset her."
"You're lucky she hasn't turned you in or shanked you herself. God knows why, but she seems to like you a lot."
"It's all my charm."
"That must be it. Since you're growling at me over the phone, this means I can stop looking over my shoulder waiting for you to tell me off in person?"
"It does. You lucked out again. I won't be able to slip off today."
"What a shame." -total change in tone- "Everything alright?"
"Everything's fine." -total change in subject- "How was the party?"
"I can honestly say I've never been to anything like it before."
-laughs- "That good, huh?"
"That good. I've got to start crashing insane reincarnate parties more often."
"Free booze will do that to a man."
"No kidding. Woke up with the headache to prove it. Not so bad as the girl who woke up next to me though."
"I'd have been disappointed in you if you came all the way to California and didn't get laid."
"You and me both. Hey, have you all got some strange American definition of 'lesbian' out here? Because she didn't seem all that committed to that lifestyle by the end of the evening."
"Don't lump me in with Americans." -pause- "Not that I know of, but I could be wrong. You'll have to elaborate."
"Ah, you've been here long enough to go native, or you ought to know more than me anyway. " -pause- "I don't know what else to tell you. It was an interesting encounter, doing my part for insanely hot bi-curious girls. Hopefully she hasn't got a terrifying girlfriend who's going to hunt me down now." -smug? yes. but who else is he supposed to tell?-
-stunned silence- "You seduced a lesbian. How the fuck did you manage that?"
"It's all my charm."
"Hah. Well, I'll admit to being impressed. Are you sure she was a lesbian, and not just telling you that to get you hot?"
"If she was, it worked. Pretty sure though. She was rather... inexperienced."
"A drunk, inexperienced lesbian. You must have had a long night."
"Oh yeah. There was a lot to cover. Made the whole trip worthwhile."
"At least you enjoyed yourself? Because based on that definition, it just sounds a bit exhausting."
"I have no complaints about any of it. It was fun for everyone, or I wouldn't be bragging about it like a smug twit. Fortunately you're about the least likely person to ever tell anyone else, so I've got that going for me too..."
"If you're bragging like a smug twit, she must have been attractive. And no, I don't have anyone to tell, so you can brag safely."
"Like you wouldn't believe. Like I hardly believe. I'd think I'd hallucinated the whole thing if she hadn't still been around this morning and still every bit as pretty."
"Wait, she was still around in the morning? I thought for sure that a sexy lesbian would realize what she'd done and leave you..."
"I don't know what to say. She's obviously sexy and crazy. I lucked out."
"Or you're full of it."
"Come on, if I were lying I'd come up with something more believable than this."
"Hmmm. You make a good point." -chuckles- "Are you going to try to see her again, or have you had enough inexperience to last you?"
"I wouldn't mind. If she hasn't come to her senses by now."
"Sometimes it takes them a bit to sober up."
"Hm. Maybe I should hang around, just in case."
"Just as long as you've found your own woman to stalk."
"No worries, I'll be leaving yours alone. She already manhandled me into her house once, god knows what she'd do if I showed up again."
"Never startle Wonder Woman, brother. It's how you end up fully clothed in the pool."
-laughs- "Know that from experience, do you?"
"Very recent experience."
"Never a boring day in your life, is there?"
"You certainly had a more interesting night than I did, if it makes you feel any better."
"That does count for something."
"It does." -pause- "I have to go. Good luck with your lesbian."
-slightly worried, but covering it- "Thanks. Stay out of trouble, Fletcher."
"Always."
-click-