Joel St. James | Raistlin Majere (imagus) wrote in reincarnatecomm, @ 2012-02-25 22:46:00 |
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Entry tags: | joel st. james, jordan lainey |
Mistexts Suck
Mom:hey honey dad and i just wanted to let you know that we're probably spending the night at your aunt's house because she had a bit too much at the party and we're afraid to leave her alone
Me: Why are you afraid to leave her?
Mom: joel we aren't idiots we know that you drink, you know that people are stupid when they're drunk
Me: Okay, I didn't know if there was a specific reason or if it was just the whole drowning in vomit fear. Don't worry guys, I won't let any strangers in.
[Almost immediately; Joel thought he'd switched between conversations.]
Me: Change of plans, my parents are going to be gone all night. Come on over, babe, we're going to have the place all to ourselves. ;) Can't wait to see you.
Mom: maybe your parents won't be gone all night after all. who is this babe, why don't we know her, and how long has she been coming to our house when we're gone?
Me: Crap, mom, I can explain.
Mom: you better believe you will
To: Jordan Lainey
From: Joel St. James
CRAP CRAP CRAP
I was trying to invite you over but I accidentally texted my mom.
Oh man I am in such deep shit.
[Sent much later.]
Uh, they want you to come over for dinner tomorrow. Can you?