Jonathan Matthews ♠ Dr. Owen Harper (deadmandancing) wrote in reincarnatecomm, @ 2011-07-29 22:48:00 |
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To: Torchwood
From: Jonathan Matthews
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Lemmings,
What Ms. Bhena failed to assure everyone in our first e-mail for all you insane paranoid types was that this is not our way of getting you all in a freaky white room to probe and test you to our heart's content. (That goes out to all you not so green aliens now in our inner circle. Still charming.) This is merely routine, and our way of getting you in our system for further check ups as needed while we're all out in the field doing stupid things. If it'll make you feel better I'll even paint the damn room a different color. Something not so creepy, government like.
We'll also be doing said physicals the right way. Meaning unless you specifically request to have a doctor of the opposite sex, since there's once of each of us plus an extra set of testicles (Luke, in case there was confusion on that. Kidding, Sum.), we'll be taking you by gender. Luke and I will be handling the men and Sumati will be handling the ladies, so hopefully everyone feels as comfortable as possible while they're stripping down and showing us the goods. Got it? Great. Any questions feel free to direct them to someone with a stethoscope.
- Jonathan