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House Elves Strike In Mathwall; Lead Regulator Caught in Racy Sex Scandal
House Elves Strike In Mathwall; Lead Regulator Caught in Racy Sex Scandal with Supernatural Beings
While House Elves erect picket lines in Mathwall, trapping hundreds of desperate muggles in their quest for a fair and honest wage, lead regulator Malcolm Baddock does some bartering of his own. Baddock was spotted around town with a strange creature who reportedly came from another planet. Said one informant: "Baddock'll do anything to get the wall down, if you know what I mean."
Can this be true? Is the Ministry willing to deal with demons to best the helpless house elves? It is well known that the Ministry has an anti-elf agenda, as seen by the statue so proudly displayed in the lobby of the Ministry for years. Rumor has it that Baddock has been forced to subject himself to numerous "examinations" for the sake of infernal science and destroying any attempt by the elves to attain independence and autonomy.
This shame cannot be endured by wizards any longer. Sign our petition to drop the fight against the elves once and for all!