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Unspeakables Found Murdered; Muggle Wizard-Killer on the Loose!
by Astoria Greengrass
London (Prophet News Services)--Two Unspeakables were found gruesomely murdered this week by wizarding authorities. Harmony Komnene and Ethelric Hazard, researchers in the Department of Mysteries, were discovered separately in their homes in London. Details of the murders have not been released, but unofficial sources say their bones were broken in multiple places and the victims were stabbed and sliced repeatedly with knives. Both homes were looted, and robbery is considered a possible motive.
DMLE spokeswitch Marie Featherstone-Goyle issued a statement on behalf of the Department stating that no magic was used in the murders and that the matter was being turned over to Muggle authorities. However, the Department also warns that the Muggle in question may suffer from severe pyschopathic hatred of wizards and that witches and anyone encountering such a Muggle should report that individual to the DMLE.
More on this breaking story as it develops.
See our complete coverage:
Ministry biographies of the deceased, page 12.
How to spot a deranged Muggle, by Grizel Hurd
Safety around Muggles, by Dempster Wiggleswade