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Bilius Weasley is an eccentric uncle (pubwriter) wrote in refreshrpg,
@ 2015-04-01 10:22:00

Entry tags:

! owl, 1998-april, character: bilius weasley, character: fred weasley, character: george weasley, x-character: gideon prewett

Owl Post

To our most darling, troublesome, lovable, nephews,

A simple note for your natal anniversary
Would be no more then simply just cursory.
Yes, a word or two to wish to you
A happy birthday just wouldn't do
So I simply wrote for you this little verse, you see?

On this day, we party each year!
And we come to drink all of your beer!
We will sing out of tune
Eat some cake and commune
When the drink's gone, we'll all disappear!

May you have a most wonderful birthday. Enjoy!
With love,
Uncles B & G

Enclosed is one exploding birthday cake (pictured below), and upon opening the letter all pygmy puffs in the vicinity become the size of St. Bernards. Also included is a note of a bank draft from Gringotts to be used towards their defence line of an unspecified sizable amount.

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	OOC wheazley 2015-04-01 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	Define in the vicinity. I NEED TO KNOW FOR REASONS. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	OOC excavated 2015-04-02 12:37 am UTC (link)
	G sez: THE WHOLE FLAT. REVENGE IS LARGE & FURRY. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: OOC wheazley 2015-04-02 12:42 am UTC (link)
	ILU. ...But the boys aren't going to be able to get into their flat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: OOC excavated 2015-04-02 12:44 am UTC (link)
	I am tempted to say we are leaving you with this problem of hilarious proportions, but okay, we can scale it down. Maybe just all PPs in the same room as the letter. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: OOC wheazley 2015-04-02 12:47 am UTC (link)
	No, leave it! It's hilarious. Just imagine looking in the window of the flat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: OOC excavated 2015-04-02 12:48 am UTC (link)
	AHA. OK DONE. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	wheezley 2015-04-01 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	THIS WAS FANTASTIC! Thanks, Uncles B&G! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pubwriter 2015-04-02 01:52 am UTC (link)
	Your welcome. The cake didn't lose it's flavour in the explosion, did it? It was supposed to taste good post explosion. See you tonight, boys. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Return Owl wheazley 2015-04-02 01:53 am UTC (link)
	Uncles B & G: First, THANK YOU YOU ARE THE BEST. Second, I expect a dramatic reading of this verse at the party tonight. Thirdly, did you somehow get advance knowledge of our shop plans? BECAUSE GIANT PYGMY PUFFS GO PERFECTLY WITH THE GIANT FURNITURE. Love, George (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Return Owl pubwriter 2015-04-02 01:59 am UTC (link)
	First, we know. We have the symbols of office to prove it. Second, I'll be happy to oblige. There may even be props. Third, absolutely, positively, not. -Bilius (and Gideon who is off in the greenhouse and will resist reciting poetry tonight. Although he looks fetching in the boater.) (Reply to this) (Parent)