Alasdair Buchanan keeps his secrets... (ecoutezmoi) wrote in reduxpitch, @ 2016-03-23 19:10:00 |
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CODE BY TESSISAMESSMere weeks ago, this paper reported that Marcus Flint had been spotted out on the town with beautiful socialite Pansy Parkinson, an old school friend. The two of them appeared to be very close, if you know what we mean... Of course, now the cat is out of the bag and Flint seems to have moved on to a more high profile girlfriend with the speed of a Golden Snitch (congratulations to him and Miss Ginny Weasley of the Harpies, by the way!), what on earth happened to the girl he so cruelly cast aside?
Well, it turns out that poor Pansy has been so desperate to prove that she doesn't care about being dumped by her rich and famous ex that she has clung to anyone in the hope of still looking desirable. Her latest 'catch'? It appears that WWN comedy writer Eddie Carmichael, who is undoubtedly several rungs below Flint on the dateability ladder, is whom Parkinson has set her eyes on. Takes all sorts, we suppose. Carmichael is one of the writers on the WWN's #1 comedy programme, That Was The Wiz That Was. Maybe it's true that women really can be laughed into bed?