"I don't think that betrayal as a feeling can only be felt within an allowed time period," Evan informed Ginny almost as if he was seriously considering the issue. Evan wasn't, it's just that most things he said sounded like he was serious. It was a talent he was really quite pleased about. "Besides, you are also presuming that once an egg is cracked it no longer is an egg, but is that true?" He asked, picking up the second egg and just as delicately as the first one, cracking it open.
"But the truth is, Ginevra, that to identify an egg as an egg one first," and here Evan paused dramatically. "Has to be an egg," he finally finished, before chucking the eggshell in the bin. "So really, who are you to judge the levels of betrayal that an egg is capable of? For you have not been an egg in a very long time," Evan informed her.
He then paused to consider her question regarding the cholesterol levels in Brits. "I think it's just the eggs trying to murder us back," he informed her, linking the answer easily with his dramatic egg betrayal story. "For all the hardship with have given chickens," he added.