"Breaks my heart to see you being straight and narrow," Theseus teased. He talked a bigger game than he actually had, you see Theseus Rosier had never so much as kissed a boy before. Oh he'd flirted and fumbled and felt up a few, but never a kiss and never as much as he would have liked. Ken was good looking and nice, but there was an easy friendship there, and Theseus didn't know how to marry it all together.
He took a frog and popped one into his mouth, not even looking at the card before handing it back to Ken. He firmly believed that when someone gave you chocolate you didn't take the card too. He didn't know how much the box had cost, he didn't know how much of a collector Ken was. Seemed rude to pocket the damn thing without a thought.
"Who you stuck with today then? My sister is somewhere down there... waiting."