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George Fabian Weasley (hiseviltwin) wrote in reduxpitch,
@ 2016-07-30 10:32:00

Entry tags:

!thread, character: fred weasley, character: george weasley

WHO: Fred and George
WHEN: Immediately following this.
WHERE: The Twins' Flat
WHAT: The world has gone bananas
RATING: Medium-high for language
WARNINGS: Addled brains and kidnapping and etc.
STATUS: Closed/Incomplete

So George's day had started out badly. Very, very badly. Yesterday had been so nice and then some crazy lady had to go and ruin it by stealing him from his own living room. How she had done so was a complete mystery and actually lent itself to his theory that it was all some big dream or hallucination. It could still be a Fred trick, he supposed, but Fred didn't usually wait this long to say 'GOTCHA!'

Also, George had lost the hearing on his left side, which maybe was a coincidence or something to do with yesterday. Would he have to put a note on the Portable Swamps? Caution: May cause deafness. So that was something he needed to check out, but first he needed to find his twin to let him know that, even though he'd been stolen in the night, he was perfectly fine, albeit shaken.

Fortunately, the crazy lady's den of insanity was, for some reason, right across the road from his own new home (again, probably not reality, here) and so it was a short sprint across the cobblestones and upstairs into his flat. He hesitated on the threshold. Hadn't there been moving boxes yesterday? Why was there a stain on Hector and a mountain of dishes in the sink?

What. The. Fuck.

"Has the world gone completely insane?" He asked the empty front room.

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hisangelictwin
2016-08-01 12:41 am UTC (link)

Fred palmed his face when his brother told him what he'd said to Lydia. He wasn't sure how the hell he'd be able to get out of all of that, but he hoped for everyone's sake that whatever illness or curse was plaguing his brother, it would go away quicker that it had come on. It was all ridiculous and it made him remember the dreams of dying. His stomach churned uncomfortably. "I really, really wish that you hadn't said all of that," he muttered. "I don't know how we're going to be able to explain any of it. But right now we just need to worry about getting you back to normal before anything else goes horribly wrong."

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hiseviltwin
2016-08-01 09:41 am UTC (link)

"What's there to explain?" George asked with genuine curiosity. "It's not like she's real." Neither was Fred, as a matter of fact, but George didn't think it would do any good to point that out and make his fake twin cranky.

"And I am normal," he said with a little huff. "It's the world that doesn't exist. But, as I said, you're the dream guide. Guide me." He sat up straighter and held out his arms as if in supplication. "If enlightenment is to be found with the Healers, then lead the way."

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