"You call it weird, my mother called it 'eccentric'." Sirius said with a grin as he looked up from the parchment in his hand, he used air quotes on the last word, "But I am the first to admit - it's not exactly what people imagine when they think of the Black Family Home." He motioned her deeper into the room.
"We do have other more 'traditional' places," he broke out the air quotes again, "But this is the place I know it annoys my ancestors the most that I am living here so..." His grin went from charming to devious in a matter of moments, "Who am I to not drive them bonkers in the after life?"
"Would you like a tour? I can promise you that the upstairs is a bit torn up at the moment - I am still renovating. If you don't mind a little sawdust and some missing doors..." He looked around at the drinking options on the table, "Or we can start here and make our way to the tour - it might seem less crazy if you have had a few cocktails first."