Gilderoy Lockhart (charmoffence) wrote in reduxpitch, @ 2016-03-29 00:36:00 |
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CODE BY TESSISAMESSThings got heated outside Madame Puddifoot's on Monday when politics met pop! Esteemed author and adventurer Gilderoy Lockhart (Order of Merlin, Third Class, Honorary Member of the Dark Force Defense League, and twelve-time winner of Witch Weekly's Most-Charming-Smile Award) was continuing his campaign to be elected as Minister for Magic outside the enchanting eatery when he was suddenly attacked by Quake's Xavier Ansari! Mr Lockhart was rushed to St Mungo's after the vicious assault. Fear not, fans, we're told he'll be right as rain in a day or two!
Ansari's broody looks and aggressive attitude have made him popular with Quake's young fans, but should we consider the kind of example he's setting to these impressionable witches and wizards? "Gilderoy - Mr Lockhart, he was just offering a free copy of his latest book!" Ermentrude Dant told reporters. "That hooligan's attack was entirely unprovoked." We have been unable to reach Quake's representation for comment. Mr Lockhart reached out to the Daily Prophet himself to let us know he doesn't intend to press charges. A touch too generous, Gilderoy, but good luck next week! (Lockhart's manifesto can be found on the Journal Network or requested from his publishers.)