Hahahahaha! Oh I love your theory about me. And I really don't want to disappoint by telling you that young!Chart was even more law-abiding and tedious than elderly!Chart, so I'll keep that to myself!
I have no idea why I've suddenly turned on poor Snape with offal torture. It's very naughty. Still, rather him than us, eh?
Of course you believe this tale. Because it's true. *nods*