Bring me the nastiest colours known to humanity (blpaintchart) wrote in red_day_love, @ 2008-12-23 08:41:00 |
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Entry tags: | author: blpaintchart |
Another bloody Sorting Quiz!
Yes, I know there are plenty of Sorting Quizzes, and I’m sure you’ve tried lots of them and copy-pasted the results into your journal, but this is the one you’ve really been waiting for. Trust me. It’s the only one that has the all-important Sloth Approval (TM) and, as a bonus, rude words too!
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Q7. Back to knickers. Where would we find yours?
a) In my drawers. *snigger*
b) In the wash.
c) I'm wearing them.
d) In Malfoy's trophy room.
Q8. If I rummage around in your school bag, I'm going to find...
a) extendable ears and the Marauder's Map.
b) reading glasses and today's homework.
c) a badger. Probably.
d) Wanking Wizard magazine and more "adult novelties" than you can shake a snake-headed cane at.
Q9. Complete the following sentence: Severus Snape is...
a) the bravest man I ever knew blah blah.
b) a nasty but very clever professor.
c) fucking terrifying.
d) naked, blindfolded and bound to my bed, awaiting his punishment. *smirk*
Q10. Oh noes! It sounds as though he-who-must-not-be-named is going to go all mediaeval on your arse! But, luckily, he has given you a few minutes warning before he breaks into your castle to wreak havoc. How are you (allegedly) going to spend these minutes?
a) Gathering all kinds of improbable tat to help in your brave quest for freedom. Hurrah!
b) Looking at statues and answering riddles. Hurrah!
c) Help to evacuate the small children, and possibly do something interesting with plants too. Hurrah!
d) Buggering off. Probably to find a nice quiet corner to indulge in an orgy. Or handicrafts. Hurrah!
Well? Which House will our Sorting Hat put you into? And when I say Sorting Hat, I mean of course, Mr Whip curled up inside a hastily-transfigured dog blanket. But you can't have everything.
Mostly a: Gryffindor. Well done! You belong in the most highly-favoured House of all. It is the House of Heroes (TM) Yes, all the most illustrious witches and wizards have come from here: James Potter, Hagrid, Peter Pettigrew... I'm not really selling this very well, am I?
Mostly b: Ravenclaw. Double-edged sword, this House. On the plus side, the eagle looks quite nice, and blue with bronze is a very versatile colour scheme. However, you are obliged to be swotty and hand your homework in on time, and you do have to put up with that oh-so-wacky Lovegood girl. Also, diadem. Nuff said.
Mostly c: Hufflepuff. The House that style forgot. What can I say? Herbology and Badgers. Actually, that would make rather a good name for a bunch of folk singers. Which, coincidentally, is probably one of the few careers left open to you once you graduate from this house. Still, I bet the knickers are practical and comfortable.
Mostly d: Slytherin. Welcome to the subterranean world of evil incarnate. Mwahahahhahaha! You'll find that there's scarcely a minute to spare in this House, what with all the plotting and scheming, perverse sexual acts, and general deviant behaviour! Oh, and all the bloody detentions.