"Yes, but I expected you to not when I said it was serious!" Remus replied, crossing his arms in front of his chest.
"And I'm not an arse. It's not permanent, I wouldn't do that to you," Remus said, rolling his eyes skyward. "It'll wear off in a couple of days." Sighing, Remus shook his head, his face falling. "I... may or may not have been close to shagging a bird the other night. But I pulled back at the last moment, and no, neither of us were nude. But there would have... been issues if we had.