WHO: Sirius Black and Nymphadora Tonks WHERE: The As Of Yet Unnamed Porn Shop that Sirius and James Own WHEN: 7 July 1986 WHAT: The Sex Talk. In a porn shop. Demonstration time! RATING: Probably high, but no actual...sex. We hope. Also, it sounds like an after-school special, which should have a warning of its own.
Perched on the counter of Sirius and James' sex toy shop, Dora looked around, bemused. It was her first day on the job, and while she wasn't exactly nervous, per se...she was curious. She'd never been in the shop before, and more than that, she knew that if any of the customers came up to her and asked about certain things, she'd never be able to answer them. What did she know about the differences between the eight inch vibrating wand and the eighteen inch one? And was she really supposed to recommend the best kind of lubricant when asked?
She'd spent her first hour morphing the blush off her cheeks, but now that she'd at least sort of gotten adjusted to the atmosphere, she decided to go hunting for Sirius. Hopping off the counter, it didn't take her long.
"Sirius," she said, hands on her hips in a very serious pose. "I want a sex talk. A proper one, not the birds and the bees one parents give their offspring."