"Was she the one who didn't speak English or the kleptomaniac?" he asked, genuinely at a loss. So sue him if he didn't remember his exes. It wasn't like he'd dated any of them for a lasting, meaningful relationship. "Or maybe she was the one who broke into my apartment after I broke up with her and tried to jump me in the shower. She was crazy as fuck."
He had to laugh. "And of course I remember your name. You're only the daughter of the Boy Who Lived." Scorpius rolled his eyes.