Harley and the dragon conversed for a long while about baseball and hats and Harley even told him a few stories about someone she knew who was obsessed with hats, namely the Mad Hatter in Gotham. The children had gathered around her and listened to the tales so Harley edited out any negative parts for their benefit.
Finally Harley spotted a large station wagon car drive up with a sign on the passenger door that said Knight's Pizza Parlor.
A lanky teen dressed in a ridiculous knight costume, complete with a feathered helmet got out and without even glancing at the quite obvious dragon in the park began to load pizzas from the back of the car into his arm. When he finally did turn to enter the park, he spotted the lounging dragon. Harley saw his face go slack and she could see tremors in the kid's arms. Being an ex-shrink, she could see the signs of shock and she knew that their lunch was about to take a splat into the dirty parking lot if she didn't do something fast.
Leaping to her feet Harley took off running at full speed. Leaping into a front flip she landed on her hands to spring forward and twisting in mid air she landed with her right foot extended out in front of her and in a sliding move just as if she was playing baseball and coming into home plate she slid in front of the delivery guy just in time for the guy to drop his arms and for her to catch five pizza boxes on one arm, five on the other, and another five on top of her head.
Rising to her feet in a graceful move that would have made any Chinese acrobat proud, or for that matter Catwoman, she turned and casually walked sauntered back to the dragon and the group of waiting children.
"Who wants pizza?" She asked cheerfully.
As Harley set the pizza boxes on the grass she felt a tugging on her shirt and glanced down to see a slightly pudgy boy staring up at her with stars in his eyes. "If I ask mom and she says its alright, will you marry me?"
Harley laughed. "You are a little young for me hun."
The boy thought it over for a moment. "If I ask dad and he agrees, will you marry him and you can be my new mom?"
Out of the corner of her eye Harley could see a slightly overweight woman in the crowd at the edge of the park glaring daggers at her son. "Um, I don't think so kiddo."
Once again the boy thought it over for a moment. "Well, can I have a pizza then?"