"I think I shall believe that just as soon as I find myself given free reign of the planet." A few people looked worried at that and Paladine continued in an attempt to alleviate their paranoia. "Which is something I highly doubt would happen, due to the fact I have no interest in such a thing. Far too busy trying to learn the languages, so many of them at that. That Rosetta Stone is helpful but not exactly ideal for one such as myself."
He sensed a need for a change in subject, one that might not lead to another decline in cheerfulness. He wasn't oblivious to to the needs of mortals, far from it, but he did not want to be recognized as someone that brought morose feeling with his appearance. "Speaking of super sized, I noticed that as an option one day at a restaurant. Upon my order I realized it wasn't exactly as super as they claimed. One would think something deemed 'super' would be fit for someone of my size, yet it seems my demograph is ignored." He let out a dreadful sigh. "I'm starting to believe they won't even have any hats in my size should I attend the World Series."