"You don't want to get stuck carrying my stuff and watching me try things on," she explains, despite what he believed she was going to do, "So you go into ninja mode. So I have to catch you before you go all Ninja Ash on me." Not that she believed he was a bad guy. She wasn't too sure what anyone else thought, but, to her, if his 'grumpy' was his most negative feature, he was beyond a good guy.
Leaning toward him to whisper she tells him, "We are the law here." Not really. As a matter of fact, boss lady said exactly the opposite of that. But how could she focus on that sort of stuff when there are so many shiny Happy Meal toys asking for attention? "Mmm, I have a solution."
Probably to his relief, she disappeared back into the dressing room to try on another of her outfits. It's just too bad they didn't really get less revealing with each outfit...
Being one of those annoying customers, she removed the vampiress outfit and left it on the floor for some poor, poor store clerk to clean before they had to leave for the day. Since his problem was 'the law', she would 'become the law'.
Grabbing the black frilly dress that was a terrible excuse of a 'cop' outfit, she decided this was the next outfit to try. It was another sleeveless, body-hugging outfit that covered just as much as the last one. The skirt was a bit more frilly and the bodice had buckles up the front of her left side. With a badge clipped on it, an appropriate police hat and some handcuffs that had been clipped to the hanger, she now was dressed as 'the law' as she came out.
"They can't take in their own, right?" She offered as she indicated she was 'back' for him to probably deny another outfit.