Raccoon City Communications

Text to Chris Redfield

I have someone you've got to meet. I think you'll like him. He'd make a great addition to your STARS unit

Aw, shite. I learned a new word.

Ridonkulus.

Best. Word. Ever.

[Writing provided in a simple arithromancy code to keep it accessable only to wizards]

I will be waiting friday at the clocktower. Any witch or wizard wishing to protect and continue our traditions and magical studies need come. Leave your blood agendas at home, the muggles outnumber us a billion to one here, it's time we grow up.

I am bored out of my bloody mind.

So, this isn't Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen's farm let alone Tatooine. Sheesh, it isn't even a desert. I haven't see this many buildings in my life! It looks a bit like Coruscant from what I have heard about that place though. I do wonder how I got there. Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen are going to kill me if I don't finish my chores though.

Anyway- where the hell am I and what is this thing?