Raccoon City Communications

Zombies? Are you serious?

Ach, anyone around here with some real answers?

Alright, y'know what. I've had a long week. I mean really.

So on top of everything loosing track of Sam somehow, you know what I didn't need.

Winding up in some dammed park with no clue how I got there and getting grabbed and told about zombies. I mean an actual little pamphlet about zombies.

I didn't need zombies.

What the hell is going on?

Where can I get some frakking food around here? If I'm gonna be stuck in some monster-infested town, I hope there'll be better eating than the processed algae rations back on the Galactica.

Also, has no one ever pointed out the obvious flaw in your fancy-networked-super-communications devices you people seem to call "cell phones"? Any Cylon with half its circuits fried could take over and seriously frak with your tech.

But I suppose, as long as it leads me to food, I'll plug in to the information super highway...or whatever it's called.

So what, soup? Bread? I'll eat anything so long as it isn't green.

Anyone?