Raccoon City Communications

Are you kidding me? Zombies? I think one of them bit me, but what do I care? Seems alright to me. Stupid fucking humans. Can't feed themselves, end their wars, be civil, but they can create undead shambling fucking hordes.

Way to go, your tax dollars at work. I hate this place already.

There was an influx of new people down at the precinct today, so many new papers had to be filed and IDs issues. Sometimes I think I could be doing more than getting papers in order for other people, considering most of them aren't from Raccoon City or even this world in the first place.

Well, I just contradicted myself because I'm doing that thing.

I'd rather be on patrol, I'm much more useful than that.