Late Night on the WWN - November 25, 1998
"Hello music lovers, this is your favorite late night host, the one-and-only Glenda Chittock, with a bit of late-breaking music news. Reliable sources tell me that not one, but two members of the Pixie Punks are sporting baby bumps - it seems we'll be hearing the pattering of little pixie feet in the new year. I also hear that we'll be expecting new records for the holidays from the Transylvanian Vampire Symphony Orchestra, Ten Trolls and an Ogre - though I can hardly imagine what that one will be like, and, of course, Celestina Warbeck. And last but not least, it's been confirmed - there's trouble in paradise with the Weird Sisters. And I'm not talking about that recent libelous Witch Weekly cover about yours truly and their piper. Unlike that story, I'm afraid this one's one hundred percent true - looks like lead guitarist Kirley Duke will be leaving the band to strike off on his own. Seems he and frontman Myron Wagtail have had a bit of a falling out and it's doubtful fences can be mended. Will Duke be successful on his own? What will this mean for the Sisters? Only time will tell. Now enjoy this new single from the Kinky Kneazles. Chittock, over and out."