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Chuck (gossiping) wrote in quiddtalk,
@ 2017-07-11 11:28:00

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character: benjy jiang, character: heidi macavoy, character: matilda dukelow, character: patrick brindley, character: prentice bradley, character: robbie marr

July 11th
It has been an eventful week, wouldn't you say? When are we having that group brunch, Matty? I think that if everyone was better fed we might have a few less hangry ~~bitches~~ witches walking around.

{Patrick}
So, remember when you asked me if I had any other stories you should be worried about and I laughed and said no? I didn't take into account that apparently the two of us existing on the same plane of existence would qualify as a story.

I am really so, so very sorry.

{/patrick}

{Matty and Robbie]
Do either of you, in your wealth of contacts you've made over the years, happen to have the info for a good For Contract Killer? I suddenly find myself in need of one.

{/matty and robbie}

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	stint 2017-07-11 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	We'll do it tomorrow. I'm currently pacing around the locker room feeling like I am losing it. {Heidi, Robbie, Matilda} I feel like legally I cannot answer this question. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	gossiping 2017-07-11 06:46 pm UTC (link)
	Why are you losing it? What's being lost? {Heidi, Robbie, Matty} I'm certainly not going to tell, and I don't think Robbie would either. So you are safe here. This is a safe space. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stint 2017-07-11 06:50 pm UTC (link)
	Game. Ten minutes. Manager not here. {Heidi, Robbie, Matilda} Who did it? Do you know? Also, are you shagging Patrick? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gossiping 2017-07-11 07:05 pm UTC (link)
	What? Why? Are they running late or are they just not coming? {HRM} Do I know who wrote it, or do I know who sent me my gift? And no! He just came to help me, and then we went to get lunch. The man hadn't even started paperwork to end his marriage. Even I, scarlet lady that I am, wouldn't do that! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stint 2017-07-11 07:20 pm UTC (link)
	I'll tell you later. {Heidi, Robbie, Matilda} I think they're running off to Holiday again. They're usually here. Bloody Orsino. Look, don't get testy. Robbie, so sorry, but Patrick is a fit man who is recently scorned and I don't think any of us would think differently of you for, you know. Anyway. Who do you think sent them? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Matty \| Heidi \| Robbie gossiping 2017-07-11 07:29 pm UTC (link)
	How did I not know about this? The Bat's owner and manager have a secret fling going on? And I'm not testy, Matilda. I just feel bad because he's being dragged through the mud, again, because of me. He probably hates me now. It could be literally anyone. I'm not exactly the public's BFF at the moment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Matty \| Heidi \| Robbie stint 2017-07-11 07:33 pm UTC (link)
	No, I don't think they're flinging. I think they're both idiots. Orsino hasn't so much as owled me in weeks. I feel bad for him as well, and you, but I refuse to let them ruin us. Any of us. I highly doubt he hates you. I don't think he's really capable of hating anyone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Matty \| Heidi \| Robbie gossiping 2017-07-11 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	That's that happens when your owner is a rock star, I guess. You should have a firm talking to him. I suppose that's true. But I'm still going to murder Millicent Stooge. I cannot believe that they let her print that. What happened to being a team player?? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Matty \| Heidi \| Robbie stint 2017-07-11 07:51 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, if we lose. If we win I'll just keep on ignoring it as best as I can. Well, honestly Heids, I don't think they care so much about being team players. They literally report on the lives of others to make money. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Matty \| Heidi \| Robbie gossiping 2017-07-11 07:59 pm UTC (link)
	Do you think he's planning on selling? It's not like he's been around at all. We should buy it. When you say "they", you mean me. Let's not forget that's what I do all all day. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Matty \| Heidi \| Robbie stint 2017-07-11 08:00 pm UTC (link)
	I mean, I wouldn't mind buying it but I am almost positive we could never get the money to own a team. Now I'm wistful. Yes, you are a gossip writer. However, you are NOT Millicent. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Matty \| Heidi \| Robbie gossiping 2017-07-11 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	We could pool all our money together. I bet we have 50, 75 galleons we could put towards it. What's the going rate for a highly successful Quidditch team? That is very true, thank Merlin. I might get the yodeling jokes, but that would be too much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Matty \| Heidi \| Robbie stint 2017-07-12 01:57 am UTC (link)
	I mean, we might be able to. That's 75 galleons. We might only need a few thousand more, but if we save up enough we might get to buying it sometime in the next ten years or so. We can then stick it to Millicent, that awful hag, and yodel at her funeral. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Matty \| Heidi \| Robbie gossiping 2017-07-12 02:07 am UTC (link)
	I am Heidi MacAvoy and I approve this message. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Matty \| Heidi \| Robbie stint 2017-07-12 02:08 am UTC (link)
	Hey - we won! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Matty \| Heidi \| Robbie gossiping 2017-07-12 02:11 am UTC (link)
	Of course we did! Gooooo Bats! You can't lose when you have Matilda on your side! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Matty \| Heidi \| Robbie stint 2017-07-12 03:24 am UTC (link)
	Heidi, if I had a pager, I'd page you like they always did in those awful shows my mum had us watch. You're expected at the pub in about an hour. Bugger out of the office if you're there, put on something Heidiesque and let's go! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Matty \| Heidi \| Robbie gossiping 2017-07-12 03:34 am UTC (link)
	Aye aye, Captain! I will be there with bells on! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Matty \| Heidi \| Robbie remarrkable 2017-07-12 04:40 am UTC (link)
	Remember that time you two had an entire conversation about contract killing and buying a Quidditch team and I missed it? I don't know any killers. Sorry. But I do get paid more now. I can throw in 75 more galleons. We've doubled our investment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Matty \| Heidi \| Robbie stint 2017-07-12 04:44 am UTC (link)
	The thing about it is that she started all of this right before the match started, and I hate to cut it short with anyone, but I had something to attend to. The good news is that it's now about 9 years until we can own a team, the bats won and I never asked, but who are we killing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Matty \| Heidi \| Robbie remarrkable 2017-07-12 05:06 am UTC (link)
	It looked like Millicent. The Bats did win. You haven't lost a match this year, have you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Matty \| Heidi \| Robbie stint 2017-07-12 05:09 am UTC (link)
	Ah, yeah, she's awful. I'll swing around for a visit, give her the eyes. We haven't. Not a single one. I didn't realize it until just now, actually! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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