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Tweak says, "David Hasselhoff can FLY!"

Percy {knows things} Weasley (encyclopedic) wrote in quiddtalk,
@ 2017-07-06 23:48:00

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character: benjy jiang, character: noreen kirkby

I seemed to have acquired a dog. It began to follow me home and would not stop even when I tried to shoo it away. It's now getting its hair all over my Turkish rug.

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	blondemagic 2017-07-08 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	Then I'll get the fucking power drill. Animal behavior is an incredibly useful subject to be educated in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	If you come near me with a power drill I will hex you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-08 09:34 pm UTC (link)
	Don't be a bloody baby. I'm not actually going to perform a trepanation on you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	What, I am defending myself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-08 10:27 pm UTC (link)
	No, you're changing the topic so I don't continue to bother you about learning the dog's behavior or bring up supplies again. It's not going to work. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	Well I'm glad you've finally figured it out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-08 11:57 pm UTC (link)
	I'm bringing you things. Including a behavior book. You'll be lucky if I don't get you "Dogs for Dummies" or something equally rude. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-09 12:21 am UTC (link)
	That's hardly rude. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-09 12:35 am UTC (link)
	Well, I don't reckon the Scots version would go over well. "If Ye Cannae Ken Dogs After This, Ye're a Cunt." Anyhow I'll be by in no more than 45 minutes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-09 01:35 am UTC (link)
	Is that even English? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-09 01:36 am UTC (link)
	What part of "Scots Version" did you not get? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-09 01:58 am UTC (link)
	If it's not in English how am I supposed to read it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-09 01:59 am UTC (link)
	Exactly why I'm not bringing you that one. That was just an example of more insulting (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-09 02:00 am UTC (link)
	I might not even open the door for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-09 02:05 am UTC (link)
	That's fine. I don't care as long as you eventually collect the things for the dog. Think of the poor, defenseless animal with no thumbs over your dislike of it. It completely depends on you. It will love you unconditionally. So sure, don't open the door for me. But open it eventually. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-11 03:06 am UTC (link)
	You're trying to guilt me. It's not going to work. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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