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Tweak says, "It was a wardrobe malfuction!!"

Percy {knows things} Weasley (encyclopedic) wrote in quiddtalk,
@ 2017-07-06 23:48:00

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character: benjy jiang, character: noreen kirkby

I seemed to have acquired a dog. It began to follow me home and would not stop even when I tried to shoo it away. It's now getting its hair all over my Turkish rug.

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	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	So that's why it's pawing at the door. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-08 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	Jesus Christ, Benjy. You'd think being a werewolf, you'd have a little more knowledge of canine behavior. Educate yourself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	I have never gone without wolfsbane since I was first bitten. I have always kept my faculties, if not my body. Why on earth would I have the knowledge regarding canine behaviours? I only know about the diets of wolves because some idiot thought it would be amusing to drop a bag of dog food on my desk as a prank when my mother bought the team. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Benjy. revise 2017-07-08 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	Sorry, what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mama encyclopedic 2017-07-08 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	Nothing. It's handled. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Benjy. revise 2017-07-08 09:10 pm UTC (link)
	How so? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mama encyclopedic 2017-07-08 09:13 pm UTC (link)
	A reputable animal shelter received a donation. I filed away the thank you letter for tax purposes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Benjy. revise 2017-07-08 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	So you don't know who did it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mama encyclopedic 2017-07-08 09:16 pm UTC (link)
	I have those who claimed not to, but I don't trust them as far as I can throw them without magic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Benjy. revise 2017-07-08 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	That is not good enough. I will not tolerate that level of disrespect. Why didn't you tell me when it happened? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mama encyclopedic 2017-07-08 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	Nothing's happened since. It's fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Benjy. revise 2017-07-08 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	It doesn't matter. It never should have happened in the first place. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mama encyclopedic 2017-07-08 09:29 pm UTC (link)
	Yes well, lots of things that shouldn't have happened, happened. I'm not scarred for life or anything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Benjy. revise 2017-07-08 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't think you were. It is still inappropriate and I want you to tell me if it happens again. That lack of maturity has no place here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Mama -

encyclopedic, 2017-07-08 10:24 pm UTC

	blondemagic 2017-07-08 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	I apologize if this upsets you, however, it would benefit you to learn canine behavior - at least with having a dog in the house, even if it's temporary. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 09:15 pm UTC (link)
	I need to know about canine behaviour like I need another hole in the head. And don't say anything about my piercings. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-08 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	Then I'll get the fucking power drill. Animal behavior is an incredibly useful subject to be educated in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	If you come near me with a power drill I will hex you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-08 09:34 pm UTC (link)
	Don't be a bloody baby. I'm not actually going to perform a trepanation on you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	What, I am defending myself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-08 10:27 pm UTC (link)
	No, you're changing the topic so I don't continue to bother you about learning the dog's behavior or bring up supplies again. It's not going to work. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	Well I'm glad you've finally figured it out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-08 11:57 pm UTC (link)
	I'm bringing you things. Including a behavior book. You'll be lucky if I don't get you "Dogs for Dummies" or something equally rude. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-09 12:21 am UTC (link)
	That's hardly rude. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-09 12:35 am UTC (link)
	Well, I don't reckon the Scots version would go over well. "If Ye Cannae Ken Dogs After This, Ye're a Cunt." Anyhow I'll be by in no more than 45 minutes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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