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Tweak says, "Come on! ROCK & ROLL!"

Percy {knows things} Weasley (encyclopedic) wrote in quiddtalk,
@ 2017-07-06 23:48:00

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character: benjy jiang, character: noreen kirkby

I seemed to have acquired a dog. It began to follow me home and would not stop even when I tried to shoo it away. It's now getting its hair all over my Turkish rug.

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	blondemagic 2017-07-08 04:49 am UTC (link)
	Plain boiled meat in small bites is an acceptable alternative until you can get more. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 05:08 am UTC (link)
	It ate my chicken fingers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-08 05:35 am UTC (link)
	Just because the dog eats them doesn't mean it's good for the dog! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 01:51 pm UTC (link)
	You're acting like I gave it my dinner. No, it took it without permission. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-08 04:24 pm UTC (link)
	Do I need to bring you stuff for the dog, Benjy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 07:10 pm UTC (link)
	Why? I'm not keeping it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-08 07:14 pm UTC (link)
	So? You still have to take care of it until you figure out what you're doing with it. You can't just let it lay there. It's going to shit all over your rug and then die from dehydration. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 07:31 pm UTC (link)
	I will hex it if it shits on my rug. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-08 07:39 pm UTC (link)
	Then you need a collar, leash, a schedule to take it outside, and treats to give it when it goes to the bathroom outside so it learns "this is where we shit and piss." Not to mention basic food and water, at least a pile of towels for its own bed and some toys to keep it from eating your shoes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	So that's why it's pawing at the door. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-08 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	Jesus Christ, Benjy. You'd think being a werewolf, you'd have a little more knowledge of canine behavior. Educate yourself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	I have never gone without wolfsbane since I was first bitten. I have always kept my faculties, if not my body. Why on earth would I have the knowledge regarding canine behaviours? I only know about the diets of wolves because some idiot thought it would be amusing to drop a bag of dog food on my desk as a prank when my mother bought the team. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Benjy. revise 2017-07-08 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	Sorry, what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mama encyclopedic 2017-07-08 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	Nothing. It's handled. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Benjy. revise 2017-07-08 09:10 pm UTC (link)
	How so? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mama encyclopedic 2017-07-08 09:13 pm UTC (link)
	A reputable animal shelter received a donation. I filed away the thank you letter for tax purposes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Benjy. revise 2017-07-08 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	So you don't know who did it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mama encyclopedic 2017-07-08 09:16 pm UTC (link)
	I have those who claimed not to, but I don't trust them as far as I can throw them without magic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Benjy. revise 2017-07-08 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	That is not good enough. I will not tolerate that level of disrespect. Why didn't you tell me when it happened? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	blondemagic 2017-07-08 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	I apologize if this upsets you, however, it would benefit you to learn canine behavior - at least with having a dog in the house, even if it's temporary. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 09:15 pm UTC (link)
	I need to know about canine behaviour like I need another hole in the head. And don't say anything about my piercings. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-08 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	Then I'll get the fucking power drill. Animal behavior is an incredibly useful subject to be educated in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	If you come near me with a power drill I will hex you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-08 09:34 pm UTC (link)
	Don't be a bloody baby. I'm not actually going to perform a trepanation on you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)