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Percy Weasley follows rules (after making them) ([info]arulefollower) wrote in [info]quiddtalk,
@ 2017-05-31 14:51:00

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Entry tags:character: alice chambers, character: darby blue, character: eddie carmichael, character: gwenog jones, character: percy weasley

To those who thought it would be amusing to forward all of their post to the Quidditch Commission's Offices, please be advised you will be receiving a memorandum shortly. It has been entirely the wrong week to make my life difficult. My neighbor's son has an ear infection that has been keeping everyone within shouting distance up half the night. You really do not want to test what little patience I have left.


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[info]cirsium
2017-05-31 07:42 pm UTC (link)
How terrible for you. Probably ought to handle the situation. Horse. Broken leg.

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[info]arulefollower
2017-05-31 07:52 pm UTC (link)
Are you suggesting I break a poor child's leg, Ms. Blue?

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[info]cirsium
2017-05-31 07:54 pm UTC (link)
I'm suggesting you grab a shotgun.

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[info]arulefollower
2017-05-31 07:55 pm UTC (link)
I fail to see how that will rectify the situation.

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[info]cirsium
2017-05-31 07:59 pm UTC (link)
Aren't you supposed to be smart of something? An execution is much swifter than your bitching.

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[info]arulefollower
2017-05-31 08:02 pm UTC (link)
Homicide is never a viable solution.

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[info]cirsium
2017-05-31 08:07 pm UTC (link)
I beg to differ.

If you're not willing to exterminate might I suggest relocation?

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[info]arulefollower
2017-05-31 08:25 pm UTC (link)
I implore you to reevaluate your options, Ms. Blue.

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[info]cirsium
2017-05-31 08:52 pm UTC (link)
You don't seem to be bringing any to the table.

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[info]arulefollower
2017-05-31 09:23 pm UTC (link)
You made the presumption that my problem is my neighbor's child, when it is in fact the unnecessary forwarded post to my office.

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[info]cirsium
2017-05-31 09:29 pm UTC (link)
Well you seemed to have already solved the other problem with a heavily effective mermerran manor memorandum.

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[info]arulefollower
2017-05-31 09:33 pm UTC (link)
Indeed. They are highly effective.

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[info]truefalse
2017-05-31 09:28 pm UTC (link)
Seemed like reasonable options to me.

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[info]arulefollower
2017-05-31 09:32 pm UTC (link)
If we must continue down this folly of logic, a relocation towards adequate lodgings would take far longer than out waiting a simple ear infection. As for your alternative method, I do not fancy spending time in jail, muggle or wizard.

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[info]cirsium
2017-05-31 09:34 pm UTC (link)
Have you considered subtlety and hiding the evidence?

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[info]truefalse
2017-05-31 09:53 pm UTC (link)
He doesn't seem the particularly subtle type.

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[info]arulefollower
2017-06-01 05:31 am UTC (link)
That is hardly the honourable thing to do.

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[info]cirsium
2017-05-31 09:33 pm UTC (link)
I find myself an underutilized resource.

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[info]truefalse
2017-05-31 09:53 pm UTC (link)
It's true. I should make use of you more often.

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[info]eatsleepplay
2017-06-01 12:46 am UTC (link)
Last time that happened to me - the neighbor, not the post - I cast a silencing charm.

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[info]arulefollower
2017-06-01 01:19 am UTC (link)
Finally, a sensible solution and suggestion.

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[info]eatsleepplay
2017-06-01 01:20 am UTC (link)
Of course it is.

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[info]arulefollower
2017-06-01 05:29 am UTC (link)
My apologies. I should have known better.

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[info]eatsleepplay
2017-06-02 01:59 am UTC (link)
I hope you get a better night's sleep tonight, Mr. Weasley.

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[info]arulefollower
2017-06-02 03:22 pm UTC (link)
As do I, Ms. Jones. Thank you for your kind wishes.

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[info]ecoutezmoi
2017-06-01 09:59 pm UTC (link)
Why on earth did they do that?

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[info]arulefollower
2017-06-02 03:23 pm UTC (link)
If I knew the answer to that mystery life would be much improved.

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[info]ecoutezmoi
2017-06-02 10:08 pm UTC (link)
I mean, I like a joke as much as the next bloke, but a) there's got to be a point, and b) you can't be a dick about it.

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[info]arulefollower
2017-06-06 02:16 pm UTC (link)
I am finding there are those who do not understand either of those concepts.

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[info]ecoutezmoi
2017-06-06 08:30 pm UTC (link)
Naturally. Unfortunately, that's why the "don't be a dick" rule has to exist in the first place.

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[info]oliverwoodwould
2017-06-02 02:04 am UTC (link)
Im amused.

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[info]arulefollower
2017-06-02 03:24 pm UTC (link)
Hardly surprising.

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