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Tweak says, "I'm a trendy tote bag!"

Cassandra Trelawney (blondemagic) wrote in quiddtalk,
@ 2017-07-06 12:36:00

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character: noreen kirkby

My grandmother keeps sending me books on embroidery as if this is the middle ages ~~and that's all a woman is good for~~. I've decided to return the favor by sending her unlabeled chocolate-covered insects. Petty might be my new middle name.

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	blondemagic 2017-07-07 01:45 am UTC (link)
	And yet acknowledging that doesn't help me in the slightest as it would help most with cycloptic children missing one arm. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-07 03:00 am UTC (link)
	Maybe, but most people don't realise this. Most people are idiots. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-07 03:11 am UTC (link)
	This is true on both counts but what's the point of rehashing the same conversation of how dense most people are? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-07 03:17 am UTC (link)
	Because it makes me feel better about myself. Now that feelings time is over. what other creepy-cool things do you have on your desk? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-07 03:25 am UTC (link)
	Fair enough. I've recently acquired a sculpture in a bell jar of a tree and a graveyard made of human hair. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-07 03:45 am UTC (link)
	I've....acquired nothing. I am going book hunting later. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-07 03:48 am UTC (link)
	And not inviting me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-07 03:55 am UTC (link)
	How are you with old, twitchy, Japanese men? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-07 04:50 am UTC (link)
	Honestly, it's never come up. Probably the same as I am with most everyone though - incredibly Scottish. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-07 05:03 pm UTC (link)
	You can come if you want, just don't ask me to translate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-07 05:21 pm UTC (link)
	Best not. I like to know when people are insulting me. Why would I ask you to translate, though? Isn't Jiang a Chinese surname? Why would you know Japanese? Even still, I don't know if you're multilingual at all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-07 05:26 pm UTC (link)
	It is, but I actually know more Japanese than Chinese. Learned enough of it when I was at Mahoutokoro to allow me a passable conversation about esoteric knowledge but not to order sushi at a restaurant. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-07 05:31 pm UTC (link)
	Go fucking figure. You really should learn to order food though. I'd think that would be a far more common conversation than esoteric--no, nevermind. With you, the exact opposite is true. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-07 05:47 pm UTC (link)
	I don't like sushi anyway. Too fishy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-07 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	... Of course, it's too fishy. It's bloody fish, isn't it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-07 09:39 pm UTC (link)
	But I don't eat fish. It doesn't always agree with me. Werewolf not werebear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-07 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	Natural wolves eat fish all the time. Don't give me that nonsense. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 02:18 am UTC (link)
	That doesn't change how my stomach reacts to it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-08 02:19 am UTC (link)
	You are such a baby. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 03:19 am UTC (link)
	I can't help that my stomach is sensitive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-08 03:26 am UTC (link)
	Your stomach is a baby. Fish is good for you. A nice light fry-up with some chips. Mmm! Actually, I might make that now... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 03:35 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, tell that to my stomach when it decided that bananas were the devil's handiwork when I was seven. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-08 03:58 am UTC (link)
	Sensitivities to the high amounts of potassium in bananas are actually very common. Sensitivities to flat out fish are not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 04:07 am UTC (link)
	That was only the first of many. You're not my mother, stop harassing me about my diet. My mother does enough of that for the both of you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-08 04:15 am UTC (link)
	Hopefully, I will never have to say this again: I agree with your mother. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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