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Cassandra Trelawney ([info]blondemagic) wrote in [info]quiddtalk,
@ 2017-07-06 12:36:00

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Entry tags:character: noreen kirkby

My grandmother keeps sending me books on embroidery as if this is the middle ages and that's all a woman is good for. I've decided to return the favor by sending her unlabeled chocolate-covered insects. Petty might be my new middle name.



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[info]encyclopedic
2017-07-07 01:32 am UTC (link)
Do you have a pig foetus because of its similarity to human musculus-skelature?

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[info]blondemagic
2017-07-07 01:37 am UTC (link)
... You give me too much credit. I have a pig foetus because it's cool.

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[info]encyclopedic
2017-07-07 01:40 am UTC (link)
It can be cool and you can acknowledge the similarity.

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[info]blondemagic
2017-07-07 01:45 am UTC (link)
And yet acknowledging that doesn't help me in the slightest as it would help most with cycloptic children missing one arm.

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[info]encyclopedic
2017-07-07 03:00 am UTC (link)
Maybe, but most people don't realise this. Most people are idiots.

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[info]blondemagic
2017-07-07 03:11 am UTC (link)
This is true on both counts but what's the point of rehashing the same conversation of how dense most people are?

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[info]encyclopedic
2017-07-07 03:17 am UTC (link)
Because it makes me feel better about myself. Now that feelings time is over. what other creepy-cool things do you have on your desk?

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[info]blondemagic
2017-07-07 03:25 am UTC (link)
Fair enough. I've recently acquired a sculpture in a bell jar of a tree and a graveyard made of human hair.

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[info]encyclopedic
2017-07-07 03:45 am UTC (link)
I've....acquired nothing. I am going book hunting later.

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[info]blondemagic
2017-07-07 03:48 am UTC (link)
And not inviting me?

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[info]encyclopedic
2017-07-07 03:55 am UTC (link)
How are you with old, twitchy, Japanese men?

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[info]blondemagic
2017-07-07 04:50 am UTC (link)
Honestly, it's never come up. Probably the same as I am with most everyone though - incredibly Scottish.

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[info]encyclopedic
2017-07-07 05:03 pm UTC (link)
You can come if you want, just don't ask me to translate.

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[info]blondemagic
2017-07-07 05:21 pm UTC (link)
Best not. I like to know when people are insulting me. Why would I ask you to translate, though? Isn't Jiang a Chinese surname? Why would you know Japanese? Even still, I don't know if you're multilingual at all.

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[info]encyclopedic
2017-07-07 05:26 pm UTC (link)
It is, but I actually know more Japanese than Chinese. Learned enough of it when I was at Mahoutokoro to allow me a passable conversation about esoteric knowledge but not to order sushi at a restaurant.

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[info]blondemagic
2017-07-07 05:31 pm UTC (link)
Go fucking figure. You really should learn to order food though. I'd think that would be a far more common conversation than esoteric--no, nevermind. With you, the exact opposite is true.

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[info]encyclopedic
2017-07-07 05:47 pm UTC (link)
I don't like sushi anyway. Too fishy.

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[info]blondemagic
2017-07-07 06:44 pm UTC (link)
... Of course, it's too fishy. It's bloody fish, isn't it?

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[info]encyclopedic
2017-07-07 09:39 pm UTC (link)
But I don't eat fish. It doesn't always agree with me. Werewolf not werebear.

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[info]blondemagic
2017-07-07 09:46 pm UTC (link)
Natural wolves eat fish all the time. Don't give me that nonsense.

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[info]encyclopedic
2017-07-08 02:18 am UTC (link)
That doesn't change how my stomach reacts to it.

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[info]blondemagic
2017-07-08 02:19 am UTC (link)
You are such a baby.

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[info]encyclopedic
2017-07-08 03:19 am UTC (link)
I can't help that my stomach is sensitive.

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[info]blondemagic
2017-07-08 03:26 am UTC (link)
Your stomach is a baby. Fish is good for you. A nice light fry-up with some chips. Mmm! Actually, I might make that now...

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[info]encyclopedic
2017-07-08 03:35 am UTC (link)
Yeah, tell that to my stomach when it decided that bananas were the devil's handiwork when I was seven.

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(no subject) - [info]blondemagic, 2017-07-08 03:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]encyclopedic, 2017-07-08 04:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blondemagic, 2017-07-08 04:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]encyclopedic, 2017-07-08 04:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blondemagic, 2017-07-08 04:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]encyclopedic, 2017-07-08 04:32 am UTC

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