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Oliver Bloody Wood ([info]oliverwoodwould) wrote in [info]quiddtalk,
@ 2017-05-30 16:28:00

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Entry tags:character: eddie carmichael, character: george weasley, character: gwenog jones, character: jessica moran, character: michael mcmanus, character: oliver wood, character: penelope clearwater, character: percy weasley, character: pip wildsmith, character: robbie marr

5/30/2007
Did you know that the maximum number of marshmallows that can fit in my mouth is apparently 38?


That's the official answer from Mungo's at least, even if I insist the 39th that got stuck in my windpipe ought to count.


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[info]remarrkable
2017-05-30 11:33 pm UTC (link)
As someone who trained as a Healer, that's positively terrifying.

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[info]oliverwoodwould
2017-05-30 11:35 pm UTC (link)
I know, I'd thought I'd get at least 40.

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[info]remarrkable
2017-05-30 11:40 pm UTC (link)
No, that's not what I meant.

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(no subject) - [info]oliverwoodwould, 2017-05-30 11:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]remarrkable, 2017-05-30 11:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]oliverwoodwould, 2017-05-30 11:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]remarrkable, 2017-05-31 12:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]oliverwoodwould, 2017-05-31 10:54 pm UTC

[info]just_beat_it
2017-05-30 11:57 pm UTC (link)
Shy of 40. I'm disappointed in you, Oliver.

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[info]pipsqueak
2017-05-31 06:59 pm UTC (link)
I know, right? One would think that far more could fit in that giant gob.

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[info]just_beat_it
2017-05-31 09:25 pm UTC (link)
At least 40 when you're looking at the proportions of it.

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(no subject) - [info]pipsqueak, 2017-05-31 09:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]oliverwoodwould, 2017-05-31 10:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pipsqueak, 2017-06-01 05:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]oliverwoodwould, 2017-06-01 05:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pipsqueak, 2017-06-01 05:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]oliverwoodwould, 2017-06-01 06:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pipsqueak, 2017-06-01 06:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]oliverwoodwould, 2017-06-02 05:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pipsqueak, 2017-06-02 05:31 am UTC

[info]oliverwoodwould
2017-05-31 10:55 pm UTC (link)
You and me both, honestly. I maintain I would have done at least 40 if the one hadnt gotten caught in my windpipe.

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[info]eatsleepplay
2017-05-31 12:16 am UTC (link)
Why on earth would you ever do that?

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[info]oliverwoodwould
2017-05-31 10:55 pm UTC (link)
Sport.

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[info]eatsleepplay
2017-06-01 01:06 am UTC (link)
No, Quidditch is a sport, Wood. Shoving marshmallows into your mouth to see how many you can fit is not.

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(no subject) - [info]oliverwoodwould, 2017-06-01 05:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatsleepplay, 2017-06-02 02:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]oliverwoodwould, 2017-06-02 05:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatsleepplay, 2017-06-03 06:00 pm UTC

[info]hiseviltwin
2017-05-31 01:17 am UTC (link)
Important question: How big were the marshmallows??

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[info]arulefollower
2017-05-31 06:47 pm UTC (link)
I hope you realise you are only encouraging him.

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[info]oliverwoodwould
2017-05-31 10:57 pm UTC (link)
That's the spirit!

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(no subject) - [info]arulefollower, 2017-06-01 05:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]oliverwoodwould, 2017-06-01 05:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]arulefollower, 2017-06-01 05:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]oliverwoodwould, 2017-06-01 06:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]arulefollower, 2017-06-01 06:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]oliverwoodwould, 2017-06-02 05:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]arulefollower, 2017-06-02 03:20 pm UTC

[info]hiseviltwin
2017-06-01 12:14 am UTC (link)
You've met me, right?

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(no subject) - [info]arulefollower, 2017-06-01 05:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]oliverwoodwould, 2017-06-01 05:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]arulefollower, 2017-06-01 06:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]oliverwoodwould, 2017-06-01 06:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hiseviltwin, 2017-06-01 01:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]arulefollower, 2017-06-01 05:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hiseviltwin, 2017-06-02 12:01 am UTC

[info]oliverwoodwould
2017-05-31 10:55 pm UTC (link)
Regular marshmallow size, who do you think I am?

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[info]hiseviltwin
2017-06-01 12:14 am UTC (link)
Not a ninny, that's for sure.

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(no subject) - [info]oliverwoodwould, 2017-06-01 05:54 am UTC

[info]red_biker_chick
2017-05-31 01:17 am UTC (link)
I don't know whether to be impressed or horrified.

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[info]oliverwoodwould
2017-05-31 10:56 pm UTC (link)
Both?

And in love?

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(no subject) - [info]red_biker_chick, 2017-06-01 02:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]oliverwoodwould, 2017-06-01 05:54 am UTC
Oliver - [info]red_biker_chick, 2017-06-01 01:44 pm UTC
Jessica - [info]oliverwoodwould, 2017-06-01 06:17 pm UTC
Oliver - [info]red_biker_chick, 2017-06-02 12:07 am UTC
Jessica - [info]oliverwoodwould, 2017-06-02 05:30 am UTC
Oliver - [info]red_biker_chick, 2017-06-05 02:45 am UTC

[info]ecoutezmoi
2017-05-31 06:38 pm UTC (link)
Remind me to mention this incident when it comes to writing articles for your testimonial year...

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[info]pipsqueak
2017-05-31 06:59 pm UTC (link)
Will do!

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(no subject) - [info]ecoutezmoi, 2017-05-31 07:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pipsqueak, 2017-05-31 08:01 pm UTC

[info]oliverwoodwould
2017-05-31 10:56 pm UTC (link)
Can you quote me on the should have been 40?

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(no subject) - [info]ecoutezmoi, 2017-05-31 11:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]oliverwoodwould, 2017-05-31 11:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecoutezmoi, 2017-06-02 10:45 pm UTC

[info]arulefollower
2017-05-31 06:43 pm UTC (link)
I'm surprised you did not have an incident of hyperglycemia.

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[info]oliverwoodwould
2017-05-31 10:56 pm UTC (link)
Well I didn't EAT THEM, I just shoved them in my mouth and the subsequently choked on them. Vastly different.

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(no subject) - [info]arulefollower, 2017-06-01 04:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]oliverwoodwould, 2017-06-01 05:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]arulefollower, 2017-06-01 05:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]oliverwoodwould, 2017-06-02 05:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]arulefollower, 2017-06-02 03:21 pm UTC

[info]pennyathought
2017-06-01 04:44 am UTC (link)
The maximum number should be one.

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[info]oliverwoodwould
2017-06-01 05:56 am UTC (link)
What kind of puny mouth do you think I have?

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(no subject) - [info]pennyathought, 2017-06-01 06:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]oliverwoodwould, 2017-06-01 06:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pennyathought, 2017-06-01 06:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]oliverwoodwould, 2017-06-02 05:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pennyathought, 2017-06-02 03:56 pm UTC

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