InsaneJournal

There are days when your hair is just right and it would be a shame to go home and not take advantage of the opportunity to go out.

[Warded to entire Kenmare Kestrel Organisation EXCEPT Lena Jiang and Sasha Barrows]
You know, whoever put the dog kibble on my desk in the poor attempt at a prank the joke is really on you. Unless wolves are slowly introduced to dog food, they are unable to derive most of their nutritional needs from it. Wolves need a full protein diet rather than the rice, corn, or oats added to most kibble. So instead of being a cruel commentary on my lycanthropic status I assume you just want to donate the kibble to a reputable animal shelter as I don't own a dog nor do I want one. Unfortunately, i will not be able to make the donation in your name as I don't actually know which one of you dropped off the kibble.