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Tweak says, "I want you.... to want.... ME!"

Percy {knows things} Weasley (encyclopedic) wrote in quiddtalk,
@ 2017-06-23 23:20:00

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character: benjy jiang

There are days when your hair is just right and it would be a shame to go home and not take advantage of the opportunity to go out.

[Warded to entire Kenmare Kestrel Organisation EXCEPT Lena Jiang and Sasha Barrows]
You know, whoever put the dog kibble on my desk in the poor attempt at a prank the joke is really on you. Unless wolves are slowly introduced to dog food, they are unable to derive most of their nutritional needs from it. Wolves need a full protein diet rather than the rice, corn, or oats added to most kibble. So instead of being a cruel commentary on my lycanthropic status I assume you just want to donate the kibble to a reputable animal shelter as I don't own a dog nor do I want one. Unfortunately, i will not be able to make the donation in your name as I don't actually know which one of you dropped off the kibble.

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	Same ward dorked 2017-06-24 03:55 am UTC (link)
	What? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Same ward remarrkable 2017-06-24 04:08 am UTC (link)
	That was my first thought, too... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same ward encyclopedic 2017-06-24 04:14 am UTC (link)
	I'm not going to repeat my explanation as I assume you have normal reading comprehension. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Same ward dorked 2017-06-24 04:16 am UTC (link)
	Any bets on who'd be so insufferable? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Same ward encyclopedic 2017-06-24 04:12 am UTC (link)
	Someone who has access to my desk left a bag of dog kibble there. Since I am not ashamed of being a werewolf and many people take offense to that, it's not that hard add two and two together to get four. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same ward dorked 2017-06-24 04:16 am UTC (link)
	I can't apologise for something I didn't do, however, that's bollocks and whoever did it is a right idiot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same ward encyclopedic 2017-06-24 04:18 am UTC (link)
	Well I guess that means I can cross one name off my list. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same ward lovkost 2017-06-24 02:24 pm UTC (link)
	Well that just surpasses rude and goes into a whole different category. Not. Cool. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same ward encyclopedic 2017-06-25 05:53 pm UTC (link)
	I believe it ends up somewhere around tacky. *~~You can't all expect me to believe you're all so progressive.~~* (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same ward lovkost 2017-06-25 10:01 pm UTC (link)
	Kinda defeats the purpose of this whole banding together as a team against adversity and whatnot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same ward encyclopedic 2017-06-26 01:48 am UTC (link)
	Well there are some who consider pranking and hazing as a team building activity. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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