Okay, so it's recently come up that when I say "I didn't do it," it tends to raise red flags with people. I get it, I'm a nuisance to society and should be stopped, but this time I actually didn't do it. At least I don't think I did. Oh fuck, I hope I didn't.
Anyway.
We've got a problem. Maybe it's only a little problem because my sister loves me and okay maybe she's an idiot and we're really mad at each other but I'm also an idiot and I don't even know what I'm saying I just hope she keeps quiet.
She knows. I don't know how, but she does. And I guess I should say sorry because I probably did do it and I don't know when or how.
I'm sorry.
[Oliver and Lee - Added much later] Who wants to come over? I bought lots and lots of booze.
You'll have to forgive the mess, though, some stuff got broken.