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Oliver Wood shocking cheating scandal!
By Talulah Tenanbaum, Gossip Reporter
While the Quidditch world prepares to take flight to Australia for the opening of the World's Cup, some teams will start the games with a bit of drama! Team Ireland for once has a scandal that doesn't involve their handsome (and temperamental!) Seeker, and it comes from a VERY unexpected source! Just a couple months ago, Chaser Jessica Moran announced her engagement to Puddlemere Keeper Oliver Wood, who proposed in grand style. Of course, it IS always the ones who make such a show of love that are the most deceiving. However, it isn't wedding bells that the lovely Irish Chaser will be seeing-surely she's been seeing RED, especially after the exclusive interview I had with an anonymous source that spied her intended with none other than one of his supposed best friends-Catapult's Chaser Angelina Johnson! The pair are slated for reserve spots on the Scottish and English teams (respectively), and apparently a torrid, secret love affair blossomed!
According to my anonymous source, Wood and Johnson were seen being VERY friendly in the Aviary, Puddlemere's prime pub, and then the pair were caught in pictures so scandalous, this paper wouldn't even publish them! Trust me, I asked! The pictures show the couple with no clothes in a hotel bed together. I don't think one needs an O in Arthimancy to know what THAT adds up to! I went to the Aviary myself, and interviewed bartender William Wilkes, who is quoted as saying, "I dunno, I served them a couple drinks and I think I saw them stumble out. Weird. They usually stay much longer. What did you say this article was about then?" Shocking, isn't it!
We can only hope that this scandal won't horribly effect Miss Moran's playing TOO much, especially as Ireland attempts to repeat their success from last World Cup. Time will only tell, but despite this chill in Britain, looks like it really IS summer down under! And for those of you DYING to see those shocking photos? Stay tuned! I'm sure SOME magazine will be dying to buy them off me.