Secrets, secrets, secrets. By Witch Weekly Two can keep a secret if one of them is dead. That's how it goes correct? Well, we think secrets never stay hiding. Who has which secret? That's the biggest question of all, some are so boring, some exciting, some so interesting we really want to know whose it is… Wait one person at Witch Weekly knows the deep dark secrets.
Starting later this afternoon there will be biding to try and win a secret to find out who is behind it. You'll have 48 hours once the biding as started to bid away and hopefully claim your secret, or the secret of someone else. Think of all the wonder of capturing someone else's secret. All the money coming in for the bidding will of course go to Charity.
THREESOME? RELATIONSHIPS OVER? SWITCHING BODIES By Pinky
So it goes, while everyone was switching genders Chris Flint, Zach Smith and Adrian Pucey engaged in a threesome. Now, this would be breaking news if they hadn't talked about it in such a public way. Seems the three of them are so desperate for attention a threesome is the way to go. The three planned the venture over Mr. Smiths journal. No surprises that Chris Flint suggested it, anything to get herself more marks on her bedpost.
From what we've heard and from Mr. Pucey said in regards to it being a good time. "Of course it will, I don't do anything half arsed." The three did indeed have a good time. Although Pucey, do you realize you actually were sleeping with one bloke and one bird, not two birds? Careful, wouldn't want Smith to get attached to you. He has a habit of getting angry in public.
Speaking of getting angry in public, Smith is apparently extremely angry with his once considered soulmate Roger Davies. The details behind such an outburst are a little fuzzy but we can only imagine that he did something unsavory while Smith was a girl. Perhaps Davies prefers his man in his woman's form. Shame you can't keep t hat body all the time Smith, you might get all those blokes you go after.
While the wizarding world all switched bodies the amount of drama and whinging was remarkable. Just a few highlights include:
Cormac McLaggen acting like a child because he was short instead of tall. Yes, Cormac that is the biggest thing to worry about.
Marcus Flint didn't seem to care other than the fact Pucey touched his arse in the locker room. A little scary how those two looked nearly identical except for hair color
Tasia Runcorn tried to fool her friend Kensi Montgomery when she was a guy. Runcorn, along with Lavender Brown and Chris Flint all seemed to enjoy being blokes. It's been said that Runcorn and Flint slept together twice! Once when Flint was a boy, and once when Runcorn was a boy.
Carter Montague was said to be a better girl than bloke. Perhaps it's all his negative energy.
Miles Bletchley enjoyed a night out with Lavender Brown and Chris Flint while he was a bird. Looked as though Brown and Blethcley were almost flirting. Is it his personality Brown likes? Or something else?
Kenis Montgomery didn't care much about turing while her co-worker Emma Dobbs pitched a minor fit, not the first fit this little Falcons worker has had. A few days later she broke her ankle playing the damsel in distress so Mr. Pucey would come to her rescue. Poor little Emma Dobbs, so much attention you pretend you don't want.
Roger Davies enjoyed being a woman, we wonder how he'd feel if Smith as a bloke came knocking on his door while he was a female.
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December 3, 2004
MARRIED AT LAST By Tinny Alicia Spinnet and George Weasley finally wed. Of course after a very short engagement it is likely that Ms. Spinnet is pregnant. The elopement enraged family of friends of the couple, siting that it was selfish, unfair, and even cowardly of them to rush off and get married.
How did they get married? Now that's a story on it's own. They got married by a Captain on a boat. Yes, a captain on a boat. The two apparently decided this one night after Spinnet had dinner with her family. That same night little Spinnet (Olivia) was sitting around looking miserable alone at the Snitch. No one even bothered to talk to her. Perhaps she was a bit invisible to the normally high powered crowd at the Snitch.
Needless to say everyone seemed shocked that the two just up and eloped, promising to have a party. When? No one knows. Don't worry. Witch WEekly will be there.
OTHER TITLES IN THIS ISSUE INCLUDE:
Lia and Lincoln Moon's Rise to Fame Best Presents for Your Lover How to Make Your Hair Look as Good as a Stars Breaking Up and getting back out there Cho Chang Models More Food Puddlemere Men Need to Get Some Marcus Flint has Feelings Ballycastle Bats Take Charge
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Note: As always some spelling/grammar might be off. I'll post the bidding after I get the standings done for Quidditch.