Not only has Adrian Pucey freaked out about being called Mr. Pucey and Carter Montague has decided to cry like a little girl, Marcus Flint has gone soft and Terence Higgs is playing sweet man… The Let's Win or Bash a few heads group are all really weak on the inside. With big emotions and big problems.
First of which is Mr. Cocky Quidditch Player himself Adrian Pucey. He literally had a fit over being called Mr. Pucey, now is this some deeper issue or did the person he was talking to about it set it off. In a number of public journal conversations Falcons low girl Emma Dobbs kept saying Mr. Pucey which set off the problem. Later that night Pucey was seen at the Snitch flirting with the well known slag, we mean beater Chris Flint and inviting Lia Moon on a romantic ski holiday. What a player, but who does he really want? There in lies the big question. Don't break too many hearts Mr. Pucey you may be breaking your own along the way.
On to Carter Montague, the man who so rudely hurt Lavender Brown by telling her that she wasn't pretty enough for him is now after Sarah Montgomery, the prettier twin to the Marketing girl of the Falcons. Sarah, one of our very own reports is looking forward to her first date with the player. Don't get your hopes up too much Sarah, obsessed with making kissy faces Tasia Runcorn has her claws set in him as well.
The most worrying of things, Marcus Flint has gone soft. He was seen petting a puppy and stopping by a shop to send flowers to the girl of his dreams. Who is this girl of your dreams Mr. Flint? Is it Alicia Spinnet's overly innocent little sister Olivia Spinnet? We saw you stop by her bakery. Which isn't even open we might add.
And Terence Higgs, classically boring. His exciting days are over him when he broke the heart of Brianna Moon and insisted that he was better for their child than she was. The now Falcon is taking it easy, or is he going to bat for the other team? He was seen talking to party boy Zach Smith recently.
Sebastian Urquhart Nose Job
The good looking Prides chaser Sebastian Urquhart is looking to change how looks. What do we mean by this? He was seen talking to a muggle plastic surgery doctor about his nose! It appears the chaser wants a nose job. How exactly he is planning on changing his nose is unknown. However we are very eager to hear all about it.
The conversation looked very friendly, perhaps this isn't the first thin he's had done. His skin did start to look much smoother two years ago. It could be very possible that Mr. Urquhart is addicted to plastic surgery.
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November 23, 2004
Oh, Oliver Wood.
Oliver, Oliver, Oliver. You are by far one of the best looking Quidditch Players in the world, how could you be so blind? You Mr. Wood are clueless. So clueless in fact we wonder if you have anything but Quidditch between your ears.
Mr. Wood has been asked out a record number of 59 times in the last 48 hours and hasn't even noticed or realized once. Those are just from the women brave enough to ask him. What about those that aren't brave enough to say how they really feel.
One of those girls is on your team Mr. Wood. One Katie Bell is head over heals in love with you and you have yet to notice. You may want to try figuring that out before you end up with the wrong girl. Another girl who has eyes for you is former schoolmate Angelina Johnson. While she isn't quiet, she's kept this piece of news to herself.
Honestly Oliver Wood. Go on some bloody dates. You're too good looking to be at home all the time.
Roger Davies apologizes?
Playboy Roger Davies, whom we really can't figure out if he's straight or gay was seen apologizing to one Lia Moon at The Snitch the morning after he got so drunk he got a tattoo the night before! This is no way for a famous Quidditch player to react.
Davies was seen the night before hitting on Ms. Moon in attempted to get over the fact that the one that got away Cho Chang is once again in love with another man. This time it is an unknown man she was caught kissing a what we can only assume is a muggle as we could not find a record of him within our world. Davies made a fool of himself as sent the painfully horrible with blokes blond running around the bar like a lost little squirrel being chased by the big bad Great Dane that isn't smart enough to realize when to stop.
Needless to say he did apologize, which the little squirrel accepted and he ran off. Perhaps he didn't believe her, or he had to go vomit in the street considering how hungover he must be. Besides, what is that horrid tattoo?
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November 23, 2004
Cho Chang Advertises... Food?
This once upon a time IT girl is falling down the latter. Dating a Muggle bloke, not giving Roger Davies the time of day, and modeling for food? Not very good looking food we might add as well.
It seems this part time model is scrapping by to find jobs. It's as though she'll take anything to keep her overly materialistic lifestyle afloat. Ms. Chang has spent more on purses and bags than anyone else in the last 12 months! It seems the only way for her to continue this addiction is by modeling food. She says, "It’s my first time becoming an ambassador for advertising purposes. I’ve been in the industry for awhile but just never got the opportunity to become an ambassador." However who wants to be an ambassador for food. Sweetie, you've fallen down the ranks. It's better if you admit it rather than keep pretending you care about beef.
Girls Gone Wild.
The girls from the 1997 Slytherin class are a monster of their own. With rebellious party girl Chris Flint, show off how sexy you are Tasia Runcorn, and how does she fit in this group Kensi Montgomery. These three girls know how to party… Although we know Kensi is dragged along and not the insane partying type. She's too boring for that. So we'll cut her out of this.
We've got Chris Flint who has rumored to have slept with nearly every single male Quidditch player out there. Those left on her list include good boy Malcolm Preece and boring man Oliver Wood. Perhaps there is something about Puddlemere that Flint can't break into. Or it's because Tasia has a strong hold on them and won't them out of her sight. Now onto Anastasia Runcorn, can you say full of yourself? This dark haired beauty is so full of herself that she forgets that sexy is sexy, slutty isn't sexy. Between Flint and Runcorn it is a wonder that year of Slytherins has made it this far. Now, Ms. Runcorn we here you have your eyes set on your very own players and won't let anyone near them. Not surprising in the least we might add.
The other question about these two is what is really going on between them? Are men just toys for these vixens when the real connection is between them. Seen together on a number of occasions very close it often looks as though they are checking each other out. Are these two secretly in a relationship and merely playing with the boys to toss us off the scent.
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