First, I almost died from Brian sucking on Justin's fingers in the confessional. I'm not Catholic, don't know anything about it, but DAMN! that *had* to be full of the wrong. But it was SOOOOOO so so so right.
Then that crucifixion dream freaked the hell out of me and I still wasn't wholly recovered from that when I read the first alternate ending and I will *NEVER* think of jelly shoes the same way again.
I can't even think right now. Holy damn. I'm sticking by best AU ever at this point. I'm still so turned on by atheist priest!Brian that I feel like I should go to confession myself.