This post is dedicated to outlander who said that since she read this post by teary_eyed2 earlier, all her books from childhood had been pervily corrupted.

I present the twisted yet wickedly funny FAIRIE TALES as told by the delightful teary_eyed2. This should keep you guys busy until the bj_action fics are posted later.

THE TWISTED TALE OF BUBBLE BUTTY JUSTY

THE MAD FAG-HAG'S TEA PARTY

THE STORY OF GEORGIE ORGY

THE OLD MAN WHO LIVED IN A...

LITTLE JACK HORNY (stupid photobucket removed some of the pix but still funny)

JACK AND JILL

RUB A DUB DUB

JUSTIN BE NIMBLE

LITTLE BOY BLUE

Don't die laughing...I need you all for the porn later...but have fun and leave Teary some love. :)