EPISODE 114 |
[Apr. 14th, 2008|10:00 pm] |
I'm afraid you guys are stuck with me tonight. ;P
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"It smells like a dirty jockstrap."
"Doesn’t he know that every reputable psychological study done within the past 25 years emphatically states that a person’s sexual orientation is determined by the age of six? Sometimes even before birth. And it’s completely unalterable."
"Un-fucking-believable. Jesus, what are you, Mr. Teflon? Shit just never sticks to you."
"I think God appreciates it even more, because he created you in his image. At least that’s what I was always taught. And since God is love and God doesn’t make mistakes, then you must be exactly the way he wants you to be. The way he intended you to be. And that goes for every person, every plant, every mountain, every grain of sand, every song, every tear, and every faggot. We’re all his, Emmett, and he loves us all!"
"What do you want for your birthday?"
"I told them, “Some of us are meant to eat pussy and some of us are meant to suck cock! But either way, God loves us!”" |
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