Pissed off Justin cracks me up. Given the mood he was in, Brian was in for it.
And this line just made me laugh: But, just to be safe, you weren’t eating anything when you slammed into the asshole, were you?”
There was a smirk on his face and I couldn’t help but smile. “No,” I replied.
His lips were a fraction of an inch from mine and it was hard to stay upset under those circumstances. Before he got any closer, I added, "but I’d like to do both.”