"Jesus Christ, Ma," Michael said. Then he drove his elbow into Brian's side. "What the fuck were you doing showing my mother your dick?" by the time I got to this line, I was seriously LOLing.
and this: Justin shook his head. "There isn't any question. I made up my mind as soon as the power came back on, and I realized I wished it hadn't." made me squee like a girl and get a tear in my eye.