britin1729 (britin1729) wrote in qaf_drabbles, @ 2011-12-31 23:34:00 |
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On Gus's first day of school, he happily proclaimed that he would be marrying Jared Nichols when he grew up.
"Like father, like son," Lindsay joked after Gus had relayed this information to Brian via web-cam.
Nine years later, Gus brought home his first girlfriend.
"Sorry to have to break it to you," said Lindsay, "but it looks like you're going to have to accept the fact that Gus takes after his mothers."
Brian shuddered at the idea of an entire houseful of pussy eaters— including his own kid. "Is there any chance in hell Melanie's spawn might like dick?"