Gusmas 2001 Title: Mouthy Babes Pairing/Characters: none Prompt: Once Upon A Time... Rating (Word Count): PG-13, 100 x2 Warning(s): - None Author's notes: Cause xie_xie_xie asked so nicely. Also un-beta'd, so any mistakes are mine.
“Tell me a story, Unca Brian,” JR demanded, plopping herself down and causing Brian’s fake nut to grind painfully against his real one. Resisting the urge to swear loudly, he grinned.
“Why don’t you ask Uncle Ben? He writes stories, you know.”
Justin snickered. “Every time you say that, I get hungry for Chinese.”
“Shut up.”
“Make me.”
“What are you, two?”
“No, he’s, umm…old,” JR said.
Brian laughed and kissed her on the head. “I really like you a lot right now.”
“Story, Unca Brian!”
“Once upon a time, there was a pretty blond twink. “
“What’s a twink?”
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Brian shifted JR into a more comfortable position. “Well, a twink is a pretty blond boy with a really hot – “
“Brian!” Michael scolded.
“I’m talking to the kid. Christ, you sound more like your mother every day!” Leaning down, he whispered to JR, sotto voce, “Your daddy is no fun anymore.”
JR giggled. “Unca Ben says Daddy is lots of fun.”
Brian looked at where both Michael and Ben were sitting and turning red.
“You don’t say. Tell me more.”
“K. Once upon the time, there was two boys. And they was kissing and-“