Challenge #190: Season 3 photo prompt
Title: A Very Brian Drama Queen Moment Author: Xie Prompt: S3 Photo :
Condoms: 2 to red roses, another patented Brian Kinney Drama Queen Moment, albeit one with a less happy outcome
1.
Brian heard Justin come into the bedroom, and sighed. He could feel Justin staring at him, but turning around would have ruined everything. So he just sighed again, this time a little louder.
The mattress dipped. "Okay, what's brought on this drama queen moment?"
"You wouldn't understand," Brian said, voice muffled in the pillow.
"Okay," Justin said cheerfully, and stood up.
Brian flopped over. "Prada… I can't say it."
Justin paused, waiting.
Brian threw his arm over his face. "Prada declared bankruptcy today."
"God," Justin said, sitting down. "It's one thing to see AIG and Washington Mutual fail, but Prada?"
2.
Brian nodded. "I know. And I feel so guilty."
Justin patted his arm soothingly. "It's not your fault."
Brian pulled his arm away from his face. "Of course it is. This is the year I switched almost entirely to Armani." He frowned. "Clearly, a fatal blow to their bottom line."
He let his arm fall again. "And now, no more Prada." He peered at Justin from under his wrist. "Ever."
Justin stood up, and started unbuttoning his Old Navy peacoat.
"What are you doing?"
Justin grinned, climbing back on the bed. "Giving you your first blowjob of the post-Prada era."