Challenge #177: The Daddy Wars Title: Clueless And the Condom Goes To: Daddy!Brian
“Sonny-boy, I know that I was rough on you when you were growing up.” Jack Kinney leaned drunkenly on the bar, and clumsily patted Brian’s back.
“But if I left things to the Sergeant, she would have turned you into a priest or a fucking fag, so I had to smack you around a little to toughen you up.” Jack nodded and slammed back his Beam.
“And now look at you, a big shot executive with a corner office and money to burn. I’ll bet you have your choice of prime pussy, don’t you?”