Challenge #155: Shampoo Title: Aisle Six A/N: Set in the early part of S2. Thank you ahaw9913 for helping me a ton with this drabble! You are the best! And the Condom goes to… Justin's studio
“Clean up: aisle six” boomed the loudspeaker. Sighing, Michael grabbed the bucket and headed to Health and Beauty. If he didn’t clean it immediately; Andrew would chew him out, and not in the fun way, like at Babylon last night.
‘Fuck’ he thought, turning the corner and seeing an ocean of shampoo forming on the floor. The young mother looked genuinely apologetic as she gathered a set of twin toddlers, both throwing temper tantrums.
“Don’t worry about it, Ma’am,” Michael said. The customer then herded her still screaming children away.
Wringing out the mop, Michael thought, ‘I’ll never have kids!’