Challenge #147: Quotes Title: Menu Author: philflam Notes: Thanks, as always, to VisitingAgain for the beta. Obviously I couldn't do this without you. And the condom goes to: Brian
Emmett and Ted sat at a table surrounded by cookbooks like “The Joy of Cooking for the Gay Man – It has to taste better than some things he eats” and “Leather Lover’s Lunches.”
“Try as I might, I can’t think of anything to serve at the Cross-dressing Little People of Pittsbugh’s (unfortunately called the CLAPPy) charitable dinner.”
“How many Cross-dressing Little People are there in Pittsburgh?”
“Only 2 but they’re very needy, Teddy. It’s hard to find clothes – they have to special order!”
Just then Justin walked in. Emmett and Ted watched him walk by and said together, “Rump Roast!”