britin1729 (britin1729) wrote in qaf_drabbles, @ 2008-10-16 20:05:00 |
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“Hey Brian?”
“Yeah?”
“What's the most times you've had sex in one day?”
“Fifteen.”
Justin raised his eyebrows. “Fifteen?”
“Yeah, that one day I took off work and you skipped school.”
“Oh yeah...my ass hurt for like a week after that...”
Brian snorted. “And yet you were begging me to fuck you the very next day in the shower.”
Justin ignored him. “Hey, what's the most times you've jerked off in one day?” he asked after a short pause in which he returned his attention to the computer in front of him.
Brian thought for a moment. “Eight. Why?
~.~
“No reason.”
Brian gave him a disbelieving look. Justin sighed.
“There's this quiz thing online. I wanted to see what you would get.”
“Oh. Anything else you need to know?”
Justin frowned at the screen. “Yeah, when was the last time you had sex?”
“Do blow jobs count?”
“Yeah.”
“Forty-five minutes ago. You. Me. Shower,” Brian reminded him.
“Oh yeah.”
“So...what are my results?”
“Well, I answered some of the questions for you...I knew the answers anyway,” Justin admitted. “So you got Sex Addict. Huh...pretty accurate.”
“Let me see.” Brian peered over Justin's shoulder. “Hang on...”
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“Why does it say I'm likely committed to one sex partner?” Brian frowned.
“Oh, that...” Justin blushed.
“Yeah, that. What the fuck is that about?” Brian asked.
“Well, it asked if you've had sex with the same person more than ten times in the last two months. I said yes.”
Brian nodded, his frown deepening. “And why does it say I'm 'the type of person who feels that sex is better when I'm in love.'” He sounded revolted. “This quiz is for shit.”
“That question was about post-sex behavior,” Justin explained. “What you do after.”
“What did you put?”
~.~
“The choices were getting up and taking a shower alone, kicking out your bedmate, or lying in bed for a while. And since the majority of the sex you have is with me, and with me you usually lie around in bed afterward, I chose that one. And the quiz seems to think that indicates feelings for someone.”
“Either that, or it indicates that we're fucking lazy.”
Justin snorted. “Right.”
“So, basically...I'm a lazy sex addict, in love, and committed to my partner?” Brian clarified, cocking an eyebrow.
“Basically, yes. So...do you agree?” Justin prompted.
“I'm not lazy.”